Saatanan Saatana - Has 51% Ownership of the Letter ATSN is reporting that the Bruins have signed veteran winger Miroslav Satan for about $700,000. Satan won the Stanley Cup with the Penguins last year, but has (from what I can tell) been without a contract for the 2009-2010 Season, so far.
Satan was a 50 to 70 point scorer in his Buffalo years, and racked up 66 points with the Islanders in the 05-06 season, but has obviously had diminishing numbers in more recent years. He put up 36 points in 65 games with the Pens last season.
For my part, I've never been a fan of Satan, as I've seen too many games where he just floats around, out of position, waiting for scoring opportunities - rather than creating them, or taking care of his defensive responsibilities.
It is noteworthy that Satan's plus-minus rating is all over the place, going from +16 to -3, +6 to -15, +12 to -8 in successive years. What the hell, dude?
And his little "phone me!" goal celebration when he wanted a trade out of Buffalo was, to me, something that reeked of a player without class - especially stinky given that he was in an organization that had helped him reach the Stanley Cup Finals and two All-Star Games. I think it is also telling that only a few seasons removed from his little celebration, Satan was sitting at home waiting for someone to phone him with a job.
However, the Bruins are obviously far below last year's scoring output (when the team led the league in goals-for), and their powerplay is a dismal mess, so hopefully a little bit of Satanic Magic will help the Bruins' offense as they wait for Lucic to recover from injury.
It is also hopeful that the Bruins stalwart defense can compensate for Satan's appearance on the team, because, if previous season have been any indication, he's going to make gaffs that lead to counter-attack scoring chances.
Let's hope the season doesn't go to hell now that the B's have added Satan.
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